*to be read in robot voice*
We are Distortion and we build audio products for visionary artists.
At Distortion, and you may switch to a normal voice now, we believe the artist is king.
With our 300+ accumulated years of building audio gear, we (and by we, I mean two guys and a screwdriver) know which buttons go where to make shit sound incredible.
What the artist brings is their vision and weirdness. We embrace it. We revel in it. We spread it on our baguettes.
And we build them gear that is rare, coveted and treasured like toilet paper on a camping trip.